All Good Things Come To An End

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attackoftheelevatorbadgers:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

Seriously, I had a male friend only pack a toothbrush and a shirt for a four day trip to Croatia.

attackoftheelevatorbadgers:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

Seriously, I had a male friend only pack a toothbrush and a shirt for a four day trip to Croatia.

(Source: mominleggings)

beardnazi:

soulsooking:

Ultimate goal.

roseanne and dan are the best

(Source: joepublic)

(Source: epitomeofloyalty)

sharkolympics:

this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.

(Source: nomedarisa)

Thumbs up for the guy who tried to sell his wife and 2 kids to keep the Mexican GK, Guillermo Ochoa.

(Of course it was a joke)

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

babycakesbriauna:

kerritaylormorgan:

francesocean:

pursingmyhappiness:

I see no lies here 😂

😂

I’m in tears! The accuracy.

CRINE

(Source: dealinghope)

aneverydaynerd:

I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.

older-and-far-away:

If you are sad today, or hung over, or stressed out, or even if you are fine but could use a giggle, well…kittens on a roomba. NEVER NOT WONDERFUL.

older-and-far-away:

If you are sad today, or hung over, or stressed out, or even if you are fine but could use a giggle, well…kittens on a roomba. NEVER NOT WONDERFUL.

(Source: buttcastles)